Notice to readers Coming soon. The deep skinny. Come back now, hear. Don’t touch that dial. Sincerely,, Stinky Solkoff ++++ Belated Prologue “Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.” —The Golden Rule  ++++ ++++ Scene of the crime … Continue reading Accounts of my indecent exposure at Williamsport PA’s Pajama Factory are vastly exaggerated
Williamsport PA, May 19, 2019: Tomorrow Manic Monday President Donald J. Trump will be arriving here in Williamsport–center of Pennsylvania’s Alabama–to waste everyone’s time. A special election will take place on Tuesday for the seat vacated by Tom Marino, the worst member of Congress ever to have served in the House ++++ ++++ Marino, who … Continue reading Why our traitorous genocidal President’s trip to my new home in Williamsport has convinced me to join the Republican Party
++++ ++++ Wikipedia A Night at the Opera is a 1935 American comedy film starring the Marx Brothers, and featuring Kitty Carlisle, Allan Jones, Margaret Dumont, Sig Ruman, and Walter Woolf King. It was the first of five films the Marx Brothers made for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer after their departure from Paramount Pictures, and … Continue reading Marx Brothers A Night at the Opera (1935)
“If I am not for myself, who is for me?” — Rabbi Hillel AFTER BEFORE
Synopsis ++++ Background ++++ Tom Lehr’s song introduction is bizarrely relevant to President Trump’s firing  of Secretary of Interior Ryan Zinke “[A] few years ago, a motion picture version appeared of Sophocles’ immortal tragedy “Oedipus Rex”. This picture played only in the so-called art theaters, and it was not a financial success. “And I … Continue reading The Saga of Trump’s Stinky Secretary of Interior Zinke Who Belong in the Klinky
“While confined here in the Birmingham city jail, I came across your recent statement calling my present activities ‘unwise and untimely.’ Seldom do I pause to answer criticism of my work and ideas. If I sought to answer all the criticisms that cross my desk, my secretaries would have little time for anything other than such correspondence in the course of the day, and I would have no time for constructive work. But since I feel that you are men of genuine good will and that your criticisms are sincerely set forth, I want to try to answer your statement in what I hope will be patient and reasonable terms.”
“Speaking of fishbowls, this is WOR—AM and FM, New York.” ++++ It was then, a more recent then from Rittenhouse Square, but then nonetheless. I am not only older but old with pain radiating from the base of my spine until I remember: Leah, 16, the Ethical Culture Society, The Congress of Racial Equality and … Continue reading At Rittenhouse Square, in love then, now, and forever with Leah, Jean Shepherd, and….