Birthday greetings from the Prince of Monaco

PrinceMonaco

Principality of Monaco

Private Office of H.S.H. The Prince

October 12, 2013

Mr. Joel Solkoff

Addison College

Penn State, America

Dear Mr. Solkoff,

H.S.H. The Prince of Monaco has asked me to write to you to wish you a happy 89th birthday, and to invite you to make aliyah to Monaco and become a tax exile here.  Many other criminals and high-earning entrepreneurs have made a comfortable home in Monaco, conveniently close to the Casino and the yacht harbor, taking advantage of our famous hospitality, high-end prostitution, and bank secrecy.

Although ordinarily there is a waiting period of 125 years before an application for Monegasque residency can be processed, for very special individuals such as yourself, associates of such distinguished friends of the Principality as Vladimir Jabotinsky, James Branch Cabell and Thorstein Veblen, His Serene Highness has authorized a special accelerated compassionate procedure.  A modest handling fee of 30 million euros must be tendered in cash in order to qualify.  But think of the tax savings!

Make aliyah today!  Next year in Monte Carlo!

Yours truly,

Pierre des Grenouilles

Pierre des Grenouilles

Graft Secretary to H.S.H. The Prince

 

 

 

 

 

 

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