Join the send Joel to the hospital to have his esophagus stretched club. Minimum membership: $18. Total fund-raising goal: $618.18. Must be raised by noon, Tuesday, April 24, 2018.
Members automatically receive before and after photographs of my esophagus. A special additional fee of $18 (total $36) will make it possible to contribute and not receive photographs.
Please PayPal your membership of $18 ($36 for the no photo option)to email@example.com
Patient describes why he required the stretching of his esophagus–gory details but fortunately no esophagus pictures.
Perhaps, after two weeks in the hospital at Sloan Kettering, then: